Turn your reviews, photos & offers into a month of posts.
Hatchpost reads the proof you already have — Google reviews, customer photos, FAQs, the offers you actually run — and plans a full month of cross-platform social posts plus the DM and email follow-ups that go out when new leads come in. One cycle, every channel, none of the juggling.
30 days, queued
21 posts + 9 follow-ups across IG, FB, X, GMB — pre-approved, on schedule.
What you get
Stop paying for five tools to do the job one cycle already does.
Copywriting, scheduling, and lead nurture aren’t separate subscriptions. Hatchpost plans the whole month as one engine — the posts and the follow-ups are written against the same source material, in the same voice, on the same calendar.
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A 30-day calendar, not a blank page
Drop in your reviews, your photos, the FAQs and the offers you actually run. Hatchpost drafts the entire month — pinned review Fridays, photo breakdowns from real jobs, offer posts timed to the week. Approve it once, queue the rest.
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Follow-ups that go out on their own
Every new DM, form fill, and email inquiry gets a response in your voice — written from the same source material as the posts, so a customer gets the same tone whether they comment on Instagram or fill out your form.
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Voice trained on your real customers
No generic AI voice. Hatchpost reads your reviews and FAQs first. The result sounds like the answering phone at your shop, not a marketing platform.
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One cycle, every channel
IG, Facebook, X, Google Business Profile, plus the DM and email inbox — one plan, one approval queue. Stop repackaging the same material into five tools every week.
How it works
Three steps, then it quietly runs itself.
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Bring your proof.
Paste your Google Business reviews, drop in photos from your camera roll, hand over the FAQs you answer weekly, list the offers you actually run this season.
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Hatchpost drafts the month.
A 30-day calendar with platform-ready posts, in a voice trained on your real customers. Pre-cleared captions, the right format for every channel, the matching DM and email responses for when leads come in.
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Approve once. It runs.
Edit anything in the queue, then walk away. Posts publish on schedule, new inquiries get a response in your voice, and the next month’s draft is ready before this one ends.
Voice
The voice isn’t generated — it’s learned.
Hatchpost reads your real customer words before it writes a single line. The post on the right is the caption Hatchpost drafted from the review on the left. No translation, no smoothing — just the same voice your best customer already heard.
A real 5-star review
“They showed up on time, explained exactly what was wrong, and didn’t try to upsell me on stuff I didn’t need. Already booked the next visit.”
— pulled from your GMB listing
The post Hatchpost drafted from it
“Most homeowners only call a plumber once a year — so when something finally breaks, the trust decision happens in 30 seconds. Three things earn it every time: showing up, plain talk, and never padding the bill. That’s what our last 84 five-star reviews say. Pin that. Run it again next month.”
FAQ
The questions people ask first.
Step one
Set your voice — it powers every post in the month.
Paste a Google 5-star review, drop in up to 20 photos of your shop, signs, posted price lists, and the proofs your customers already see. Hatchpost drafts five voice bullets — edit anything, save each row, and the calendar reads this profile directly.
Stored per-browser in this prototype — no signup required to draft.
What you walk out with
- Toneone sentence the business lives by
- Signature phrasesthe words your staff keep using
- Customer painsthe friction reviews keep flagging
- Offer hooksthe angles your calendar keeps leaning on
- Taboo wordsthe jargon the business would never write
A month of marketing without re-packing it every week.
Send us your reviews, your photos, the offers you run. We’ll come back with a 30-day plan you can actually approve.
We reply within one business day.